Dear Granny Choe,
I want to eat your daughters baby.
It looks like a MSG marshmallow.
Unfortunately, the writer did not include a reply-to email address, so we will post our response here in the hopes that they will visit again…
Dear Baby Eater,
Thank you for contacting Granny Choe’s Kimchi Co. We wholeheartedly agree that Baby E looks squish and delish like a marshmallow, however, we must advise that cannibalism (of babies in particular) is generally frowned upon in most cultures, and comes with a fair number of risks… As harmless as she looks, Baby E bites back– really hard.
All my best,